Cool as Sh!t, from your friends at WTF Calendar Co:
Not to brag, but we've gotten our sh!t together for 2020, and we'll help you do the same. This cleverly illustrated MINI calendar boasts unmistakable brown plops dumped ... er, featured ... on every page. (Employees must wash their hands after using this calendar.) Each piece of you-know-what comes complete with bright googly eyes, sh!t-eating grins, and plenty of loyal fly companions. You don't have to be cool as sh!t to go ape sh!t over this one—the small size (7x7 inches), complete with a handy 18-month format, is bound to help you regulate your days.
Makes an excrementally good gag gift too.
12 Months + 6-Month Planner